White People are Cool

chronic-mastication:

Chicken McNugget appreciation

refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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putins-boyfriend:

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

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officialunitedstates:

the reason why I clap after movies is because I want to have influence over the other people in the theatre.  if I clap first and then everyone else claps after me I can feel like I started a trend and that I am really cool and that I have a lot of girlfriends

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

technickelted:

The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

wildgothorita:

im so tired but i gotta stay up because of video games