Chicken McNugget appreciation
when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it
the reason why I clap after movies is because I want to have influence over the other people in the theatre. if I clap first and then everyone else claps after me I can feel like I started a trend and that I am really cool and that I have a lot of girlfriends
memes are people too
The fact that he got his actual mom to do this is funny as hell.
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get
"you’re too cute to be single!"
then date me
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
im so tired but i gotta stay up because of video games