Tristana [All][38:33]: vayne carry them!!
Vayne [All][38:50]: It’s ok I work for the city, I’m a garbage collector in real life
Tristana [All][38:52]: and..?
Vayne [All][39:01]: I’m used to carrying trash
(Thanks to Jason for the quote!)
one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas
I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke
one might even call it
i hate you
its 20 fucking 13 can we stop pretending that online activism and general awareness campaigns “dont do anything” before i got on tumblr i was a racist sexist anti-feminist piece of garbage whos greatest understanding of any social issue was discrimination against white gay men and that trans people were “men trapped in womens bodies”
obviously something fucking right is going on so why dont you stop being pessimistic little shits.
Lest we forget, the service men & women, who perished at Pearl Harbor, in the 1st American battle of WWII.
People, I just remembered this… May we have a moment of silence for the men who were on those ships who had lost their lives
40 years old, and I still do this.
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
Did somebody say….SCARFS!!!
Me? I said nuthin’. Nnope. Wasn’t me